Wednesday, May 25, 2005


Tim Hortons and the Amazing Race

I've been playing in the referral logs again. Endless hours of entertainment, I tell you. Seeing some of the things people google has me seeing humanity in a whole new light. One of those incredibly unfavourable office flourescent lights that makes everybody look callow and sickly.

Of all the things I've written about in the vast (four months can be vast) history of blog, the things I get the most google hits on are Uchenna and Joyce from the Amazing Race, Weight Watchers points for doughnuts, and Pamela Anderson's boobs. This is my legacy.

Fine, if that's what the Internet wants, that's what the Internet gets.

Apparently, Uchenna and Joyce are coming to Ottawa, along with newlyweds Rob and Amber, to attend the wedding of Amazing Race co-contestants Lynn and Alex. The gay couple couldn't be legally married in their home state of California, so an Ottawa radio station (the same classy outfit that bought Britney Spears' used pregnancy test - ick -and then sold it for charity) has arranged for them to be married here, where same sex marriage is legal. I'm trying to be cynical, but I honestly think it's pretty cool.

For those of you seeking information on Tim Horton's fine line of doughnuts, I can only tell you that they're wreaking havock with my WW plans. I'm up a pound this week over last week. Sigh.

And for those of you coming here looking for information on Pamela Anderson's ample bosom, I regret to inform you that we will no longer be discussing that particular topic around here.

Ya gotta draw the line somewhere.